15
2008
Top 5 Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Women
We’ve all said the wrong thing at the worst possible time to our wives and girlfriends haven’t we? I mean it happens to the best of us at one point or another throughout our lives. I mean I’m only 18 and I could consider myself a bit of an expert at putting my foot into it when it comes to women.
OK so throughout my short experience I have decided to note down my top 5 big No No’s of what NOT to say to your missus. Ascending from bad to worse lets kick off at number 1.
1. ‘Relax’ or ‘Just Calm Down’
OK so you said you’d go to the doctors with your girlfriend for some moral support and when you get to her house she is rushing around like a tit in a trance because she woke up late. At this point what would your ideal thing to resolve the situation be, right I thought so Relax or Calm Down? Wrong! You never ever say that, even when it seems the most logical thing to do by saying those few words means that your branding her behaviour as unreasonable and unnecessary.
2. ‘Its Up To You!’
I hope they are merciful if you use this old chestnut of a phrase. Now somehow women have this sixth sense of knowing when you don’t give a crap about something, and unfortunately by using this phrase you are just feeding that extra sense of theirs. Apparently women actually want your opinion, even though inevitably what they say will go by telling them that Its up to you just makes them think that you don’t actually care!
3. ‘Is it the time of the month?’
This is one of those speaking your mind kinda situations. You can think it, but don’t say it! I mean we all know that its most likely the truth of the matter but even if it is she will still deny and get majorly annoyed with you for making this kind of remark.
4. ‘Do you really think you should be eating that?’
If you say this then god have mercy on your soul, because she most certainly wont! Even if your other half is shovelling down double egg, ham and chips and she has categorically stated that she was going to quit eating that then you still don’t say it! You say this and you get the cold lifeless stare until you really do something to make it up to her.
5. ‘I Love You!’
No no no no NO! First of all your a brave man if you use this one and actually mean it. But I am touching on the sense of you have just started rowing with your significant other and you either really can’t be bothered to argue or just want to avoid it. These three words will NOT get you straight to make-up sex!
However, there is a loop hole to this rule, if it is the first argument you have had in this relationship then by all means use it, but be warned, it wears thin fast! I managed to use the I Love You line a total of four times before it got old.
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