Your Life

I found a really boring story about Russell Crowe challenging an Australian journalist to a bike ride. It was so tedious that I just stared at the BBC story for a few minutes, wondering if I would drift into a coma. Luckily for Your Life readers, I didn’t – and now I can spell out just how boring this story was:- “J.U.S.T. H.O.W. B.O.R.I.N.G T.H.I.S. S.T.O.R.Y. W.A.S.”

See?

Apparently Crowe was spotted eating a unbelievably dull taco on a break from his fitness regime in Australia somewhere. A journalist wrote a headline exactly like this: “smokes and fatty foods the fitness regime for Rusty”. Russell, who tends to get really angry about stuff like this, challenged the journalist (or ‘journo’ as an Aussie would probably say) to a bike ride. Wow.

According to the BBC, the woman involved fell off her bike or something and Crowe was vindicated. Poor old Crowe managed to beat off that evil little Australian Telegraph reporter with only his bear wit and a fitness regime to assist.

I should probably point out, for those who lap up unfeasibly tedious rubbish, that the film star also has a fag and a soft drink on this thrilling fitness regime break style situation.

If you want to find out more about the story (which almost impossible as I’ve squeezed as much as I can out of it) then you might want to look for it somewhere else. If you just have a general interest in tacos, I’m pretty sure you can find pictures of them on the net that you can download for free.