Your Life » justice http://www.your-life.co.uk Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:09:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 The Balls On This Dog! http://www.your-life.co.uk/the-balls-on-this-dog/12 http://www.your-life.co.uk/the-balls-on-this-dog/12#comments Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:08:21 +0000 Toby http://www.your-life.co.uk/?p=12 Dilip Raj)In India today, a dog named Chhotu has been summoned to court for allegedly breaching the peace. The rowdy canine set the cat amongst the pigeons by repeatedly biting his neighbours. According to the dog’s owner the neighbours are actually burglars after her land deeds and Chhotu was merely protecting the family home.

The Indian police department have come under some criticism from the public due to there being over 20 separate bomb blasts across the country two days ago and their response was to scour the Eastern state of Bihar with a large net and a squeaky, plastic dog toy. Some questions have been asked of the prioritising framework in place in Biharian law enforcement to which one source replied, “He is a very bad dog!”

Police are currently attempting to question Chhotu using the old ‘bad cop, bad cop’ routine however he is currently remaining non responsive to their interrogation techniques. He is also being questioned about indecent exposure and defocation in public charges however has yet to deliver a plea in court, mainly because he couldn’t grasp the two woofs for not-guilty system in place for Indian canine justice.

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