Corporate Events For Bailiffs

Imagine what it would be like at a bailiff’s convention. Corporate events such as this would be a sight to behold. You’d have hundreds of men in one place who, in a civilised society, couldn’t find any positions as homicidal maniacs – and so became the next best thing, a bailiff.

Imagine if a particular bailiff’s convention took place in a vast country mansion. Those bailiffs would be thinking to themselves “ha ha, they actually invited us in!” That, of course, is the first mistake that anyone can make when they see a bailiff. Those lads would certainly be confused as the door swung open, greeted by a waiter carrying a tray of Champagne glasses. All the black-clad bailiffs would then jam their feet in the doorway expectantly, just in case the waiter tried to close the door.  Read more... (301 words, 1 image, estimated 1:12 mins reading time)