Your Life » apathy http://www.your-life.co.uk Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:09:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 It’s The Blog Post You’ve Been Waiting For http://www.your-life.co.uk/it%e2%80%99s-the-blog-post-you%e2%80%99ve-been-waiting-for/407 http://www.your-life.co.uk/it%e2%80%99s-the-blog-post-you%e2%80%99ve-been-waiting-for/407#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:22:55 +0000 Craig http://www.your-life.co.uk/?p=407 The season of apathy has truly come upon me, to the degree where I wish I’d taken out health insurance so that I could go and lie in a tanning salon for free. But I have to pay for it myself, or just get some vitamin D tablets. Can’t I just go into stasis until the darling buds of may show their sunny heads?

cortina5A mild inconvenience in July is a major catastrophe in November. It is winter, isn’t it? It might as well be, I haven’t seen the sun for some time. Do you think health insurance would pay for me to have a holiday in Fiji? I should have got it, I know I should.

I can’t even write funny blogs anymore. Look at this, I haven’t written anything funny in 133 words, does health insurance cover this? Couldn’t they get Eddie Izzard to come and write my blog, about jam. Big piles of jam. I’m just ripping him off now. He might as well be writing it, only it’s not funny.

This is final paragraph of this most unfunny blog about nothing, apart from medical cover, which it isn’t really about either. It definitely is about how it just isn’t funny. OK, I’m going to start writing in a clever, conclusion style, so that you know I’m finishing this. Maybe I’ll squeeze one more joke in before the end, I mean the first one…best to just trail off actually, yess, eeerrr…..

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