Swine Flu Death Toll Reaches 30… The End Is Neigh!!
The swine flu death toll hit 30. Oh yea Lord above have mercy on our collective ass during this period of vengeful pestilence. Only the penitent man will pass – we have been forsaken and should now crack each other’s heads open and feast off the goo we find within. In case you couldn’t tell – I was being sarcastic.
Just before we start ramming steaks into each other’s hearts and looting churches for large crucifixes perhaps we should look at the real viral pandemic; the scare mongering media and their carcinogenic manipulations.
Yesterday a girl of 15 died of swine flu. What do people read? Not the parenthesis in the middle of the sentence that states categorically that she had major underlying health concerns, but that people are dying of swine flu. How can that death possibly be accredited to swine flu?
If a man is walking down the street just after being diagnosed with swine flu and a large anvil drops from the sky and kills him, does that count toward the swine flu death toll? Or someone is shot 16 times but then after the blood work comes back from the autopsy – “I thought so, cause of death swine flu”.
It is high times for murders, as all they need to do is kill people with swine flu and they cannot possibly be prosecuted. “Another swine flu victim, standard MO, stabbed in the bladder and set fire to, god damn swine flu, if only, if only it was a virus with mild, standard flu-like symptoms!”
Oh hang on… it actually is.
15 year old girl dies, it is tragic. People die all the time. 600,000 people every year equating to 1645 people every day, some of those people are young. Why use this tragedy to perpetuate this media franchise of Armageddon? Because reporting on the thousands of people who have recovered is not sensationalist enough.
When the H1N1 virus first kicked off in Mexico the media were all over it. Surely there must have been some point when they were waiting on their Reuters news feeds just thinking, “This is thin, really thin. Oh another 72 year-old Mexican unicyclist died yesterday, sounds like swine flu to me!”
Mexico has 110 million people in it and has one of the lowest death rates in the world 4.80 per 1000 people, 176th in the world. Compare that to the UK which is 10.02 per 1000, putting us 61st. However listen to the news and between the warring coke cartels and swine flu they have managed to tarnish the Mexican image and hammer the tourist industry into the ground… SCORE!!
Could the media pressure have something to do with the astronomical demand for Tamiflu. Let’s be honest someone is making an absolute killing here. From the sensationalist media coverage public demand grows strong for vaccines, then the government promises enough vaccine for the entire country. Didn’t this also happen around the time of the dreaded bird flu epidemic which infected… no people?
Little bit conspiracy theory but about as substantiated as the suicide swine flu victim who hung themselves – just another notch on the swine flu death toll bedpost. YOU BASTARD!! WHYYYYYYYY!
I am now off to shave my head, join a cult that only uses the word ‘wibble’ before seeing the End of Days in stylishly wearing a cling film wrap and drinking drain cleaner. Swine flu off.
