Breakups can be rough on all involved, especially on the person who gets broken up with. This happened to a friend of mine not too long ago; he moved this girl in with him, they were going to get married, they’d even bought a cat, and what happens? She dumps him – not just dumps him, but dumps him for his best friend. This ‘best friend’ wasn’t me, I hasten to add, but you get the idea – it was a serious ‘dude, your life sucks’ moment. What do you do in a situation like that? Revenge, obviously. In this case, storage Ipswich featured heavily.
Web design has become big business, and while there are many places around the world where you can get cheap web design, most British based companies still choose to go with a home grown web service. Some companies believe that only companies based in London are able to provide the level of service required, but a middle ground might be getting more provincial web design. Essex is a good example of this.
I went to the holiday home insurance company and tried to get insured. “What kind of property do you want to insure, sir?” the girl behind the holiday home insurance counter asked politely.
“well I said, I it’s quite modest, not too big at all.”
“Is it a cottage sir?” she asked.
The weather system of Western Europe has stunned residents of England by producing a moderate amount of precipitation. The water, described by experts as rain, has been coming out of the sky since yesterday evening.
I’m not sure if my bedroom has underfloor heating. Unless I’m very much mistaken, it has the exact opposite of this superb Roman invention. It is above a car port, which in simple terms means that it is above nothing.
With only a sellotaped-together five pound note and a few coppers in their pot, the silly British are on the look out for some scam to make the London 2012 Olympics slightly less rubbish than it is definitely going to be. Cursing their luck that they agreed to do it just before the biggest recession man has ever seen, the British Olympic Committee has deigned to invest in a bubble platform thing that will blind people to the fact that China’s Olympic celebration will make Britain’s effort look like going round your Gran’s for a cup of tea and one of her rock buns. 
Imagine crying your eyes out as you stand over the grave of your close relative, as the shovels start covering their body up for eternity, only to be astonished by said relative appearing at the funeral. Well one lucky Brazilian family found out exactly what this is like as they were crying their little Brazilian faces off, when Old Uncle Pablo crashed his own death party. Good timing, we think. He must have a very well developed sense of humour, and really massive balls, to turn up at his own funeral and twist the minds of his relatives beyond all recognition.
I’ve got a friend whose dad owns an air conditioning company on the Cayman Islands. He used to work for him and got paid a great deal of money for it – as it was a pretty demanding job. And the units themselves were in great demand too, being as it was The Cayman Islands.
The season of apathy has truly come upon me, to the degree where I wish I’d taken out health insurance so that I could go and lie in a tanning salon for free. But I have to pay for it myself, or just get some vitamin D tablets. Can’t I just go into stasis until the darling buds of may show their sunny heads?
Some American people have seen fit to create a massive ball of meat in order to break a world record. The meatball, made by Nonni’s Italian Eatery in Concord, weighs 101Kg and has been hailed as a really big ball of meat by people who’ve seen it. In order to break the previous world record, the meatball had to be made from the same ingredients as a normal meatball, be made in one day and be edible.
It’s Halloween season, and the largest retailer in the world, WalMart, has marked it by unveiling a new range of coffins for its loyal customers. Along with some extra trade they’re bound to get from over-enthusiastic Halloween celebrators, the coffins are likely to be a bit hit all year round, under cutting as they do many traditional funeral services.
Here’s a cautionary tale regarding temporary car insurance that all ...
Breakups can be rough on all involved, especially on the ...
Breakups can be rough on all involved, especially on the ...
is boarding the weekend pub train...woowooooooooo!