London Bubble Thing To Embarrass Chinese

With only a sellotaped-together five pound note and a few coppers in their pot, the silly British are on the look out for some scam to make the London 2012 Olympics slightly less rubbish than it is definitely going to be. Cursing their luck that they agreed to do it just before the biggest recession man has ever seen, the British Olympic Committee has deigned to invest in a bubble platform thing that will blind people to the fact that China’s Olympic celebration will make Britain’s effort look like going round your Gran’s for a cup of tea and one of her rock buns. 

Whilst Granny’s rock buns hold a fascination for many, they are nothing when compared to China’s birds nest extravaganza. The new bubble thing will have data and images projected on it, and will enable people to climb a tower and lounge around a viewing platform. Lots of things in the sky so people don’t look at the balsa-wood swimming pool and the match-stick arena.

Distraction is the name of the game here, and much like an old Cockney pickpocket, the London Olympic Committee know the only way to thrash the Chinese at the Olympic Game, is to create a massive bubble decoy, so no one notices that the world should not have given us the bloody Olympics.