http://www.your-life.co.uk The Good, Bad and Beautiful Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:47:20 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I was listening to the new bond theme on the radio this morning and as much as I want to like it, I can't. In the words of the late, great Eric Morecambe, Jack White and Alicia Keys are ‘playing all the right notes not necessarily in the right order’. I’m ... http://www.your-life.co.uk/another-way-to-mess-up-a-bond-theme/27 An offensive waste of money is what the public are saying. Apparently the comedic phone call made by Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross was offensive, and there is uproar that the license fee we all begrudge paying is funding distasteful entertainment. I tell you what is distasteful, and it's not ... http://www.your-life.co.uk/brand-and-ross-offensive-eff-ofcom/26 The tabloids are often full of boozy Brit stories: some poor chav emptying his half digested kebab in the face of an old lady; a footballer's floozy flashing her lady garden to vaguely interested paparazzi; sensitive musicians planting a fist in the face of a star-struck fan. The list could ... http://www.your-life.co.uk/fat-boy-swim/25 Dear Google UK, Do you realise you have goo'd in the Queen's face? We feel truly offended and wonder what her Royal Highness might make of this surely treasonable act! If putting goo in the face of royalty is not distasteful enough, why has Her Majesty been placed as ... http://www.your-life.co.uk/google-meets-the-queen/24 Can you Adam 'n' Eve it a U.F.O. was sighted doing some late night shopping at Tescos at the early hours of this morning. When Sid O'Driscoll was arriving at his local Tescos store in South London at around 2am this morning he couldn't believe his eyes, hovering overhead was ... http://www.your-life.co.uk/no-wonder-mums-go-to-iceland/23 Shadows were cast over the magnificent spectacle that was the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic games by deceitful Chinese organisers. After an extensive investigation it was uncovered that the young girl was in fact miming. That's right, not only do China have one of the worst human rights records ... http://www.your-life.co.uk/olympic-fakery/22 Being a victim of fashion usually involves looking like you’ve stumbled into a Topshop clothes rail whilst being happy slapped by Gok Wan on crack. Mindless pseudo beauties in generic high street clobber parade their fake tan and tramp stamp with pride, and although it’s quite tempting to trip a ... http://www.your-life.co.uk/killer-crocs/15 Joining the mile high club has its variations these days, its not just a quicky in the toilet any more these days people can get married a mile high! Katie Hodgson and Darren McWalters proved that by getting married while strapped to the wings of separate bi-planes, with the vicar ... http://www.your-life.co.uk/fly-on-the-wings-of-love/14 Can you hear that? It is the sound of millions of serial killers flocking to their local police station with their collection of human lamps and severed heads to hand themselves in, as there is clearly no point in carrying on their debauched sprees any longer. Not as the team ... http://www.your-life.co.uk/bees-join-hunt-for-serial-killers/13 There surely must be better things to report on than a Facebook application that you can 'Shank' people on. The Media have totally blown a small insignificant thing out of proportion as per usual! A Facebook application called 'Super Poke' has various actions you can inflict on your friends. These ... http://www.your-life.co.uk/facebook-application-gone-wrong/11