Daily Archives: October 16, 2008
Drunk ‘n’ Dunk ‘n’ Fat Boy Swim
The tabloids are often full of boozy Brit stories: some poor chav emptying his half digested kebab in the face of an old lady; a footballer’s floozy flashing her lady garden to vaguely interested paparazzi; sensitive musicians planting a fist in the face of a star-struck fan. The list could go on.
The latest tabloid treat brings news of one Fat Boy making a drunken splash in Newquay, and being mistaken for the beast of Bodmin Moor! To clarify, this is not the Friday night antics of Brighton based Fat Boy Slim. No folks, this is Fat Boy the moorland pony whose alcoholic tendencies saw him plunge head first into the swimming pool of a startled 28 year old woman.
Fat Boy Swim as he is now known (here at Your Life anyway!) obviously hasn’t been practicing his surfing skills and had to be rescued by police and firemen in the early hours of the morning. It transpires that the pony had eaten hundreds of rotting apples, leaving him well truly over the drink-ride limit.
Google Meets the Queen
Dear Google UK,
Do you realise you have goo’d in the Queen’s face? We feel truly offended and wonder what her Royal Highness might make of this surely treasonable act! If putting goo in the face of royalty is not distasteful enough, why has Her Majesty been placed as the lower case ‘g’, when surely she warrants heading the capital ‘G’ of the (once respected) Google logo?
Where has the mysterious blue glow around her majesty’s royal bust appeared from? It certainly isn’t Royal Blue! I for one have NEVER seen our monarch appear like this in public, what are you trying to portray that she is some sort of wicked Ice Queen!?!
Yours Sincerely,
Your Life
(This is of course a joke you imbecile)
