• Bad

    Posted on August 15th, 2008

    Written by Toby

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    Olympic Fakery

    Shadows were cast over the magnificent spectacle that was the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic games by deceitful Chinese organisers. After an extensive investigation it was uncovered that the young girl was in fact miming. That’s right, not only do China have one of the worst human rights records ever but now they are just fibbing. Forget Tibet, you can keep it, but no more little girls miming in front of 2 billion people! It is alleged that for punishment for being caught the young girl is being sent to the Neverland ranch for private mime lessons from Michael Jackson.  Read more... (223 words, 2 images, estimated 54 secs reading time)

  • Beautiful

    Posted on August 13th, 2008

    Written by Kerry

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    Killer Crocs

    Being a victim of fashion usually involves looking like you’ve stumbled into a Topshop clothes rail whilst being happy slapped by Gok Wan on crack. Mindless pseudo beauties in generic high street clobber parade their fake tan and tramp stamp with pride, and although it’s quite tempting to trip a dolly bird up, generally their fashion choice doesn’t harm their health.  Read more... (234 words, 2 images, estimated 56 secs reading time)