Can you hear that? It is the sound of millions of serial killers flocking to their local police station with their collection of human lamps and severed heads to hand themselves in, as there is clearly no point in carrying on their debauched sprees any longer. Not as the team of experts from the University of London headed by Dr Nigel Raine are coming after them with their secret weapon… Bees.
In India today, a dog named Chhotu has been summoned to court for allegedly breaching the peace. The rowdy canine set the cat amongst the pigeons by repeatedly biting his neighbours. According to the dog’s owner the neighbours are actually burglars after her land deeds and Chhotu was merely protecting the family home.
People will sell anything on ebay. An Australian man recent sold his entire life on the internet auction site. The lot included his house, his possessions and a trial period in his job. One of the more shocking commodities that you can buy are babies. It has long been a problem in China where the single child policy has meant there are a large number of surplus children. This has lead to a number of babies being placed on the Chinese ebay.
So it’s begun. A man has given birth to a baby. June 29th saw the birth of the first ever child born to a man. That is if we discount Arnold Swarzenegger’s efforts in the 1994 Hollywood film Junior. This particular immaculate conception has grasped the attention of the world’s media with a bidding war for the first photos of the child peaking at a whopping £250,000. The child’s father (or is it mother?) appeared on Oprah Winfrey’s talk show months before the birth and told the crowd that “it’s not a male or female desire to have a child it’s a human need” echoing Swarzenegger’s outcry in Junior; “My body my choice”.