• Beautiful, Good

    Posted on March 5th, 2010

    Written by Chris

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    Storage, Ipswich – the Perfect Revenge

    Storage, Ipswich – the Perfect Revenge

    Breakups can be rough on all involved, especially on the person who gets broken up with. This happened to a friend of mine not too long ago; he moved this girl in with him, they were going to get married, they’d even bought a cat, and what happens? She dumps him – not just dumps him, but dumps him for his best friend. This ‘best friend’ wasn’t me, I hasten to add, but you get the idea – it was a serious ‘dude, your life sucks’ moment. What do you do in a situation like that? Revenge, obviously. In this case, storage Ipswich featured heavily.

  • Beautiful

    Posted on March 4th, 2010

    Written by Chris

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    A New Challenge For Exhibition Stand Designers

    A New Challenge For Exhibition Stand Designers

    I wonder what exhibition stand designers might think of a new website that aims to help companies make a real impact on the trade show floor. The site has a host of ideas, tips and advice to producing the best stand possible.

  • Beautiful

    Posted on December 3rd, 2009

    Written by Craig

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    Lego Loan

    I really wanted to build a house out of Lego like my hero James May. I really wanted to, but I didn’t have the 20 thousand pounds required to pay for the bricks. You see my difficulty? Yes. My credit rating was pretty bad, so I couldn’t get a loan from the bank. If my credit rating was good, I’m sure they’d have loved to have lent me the money for a Lego house. But it wasn’t, so I decided to consider a guarantor loan.

  • Beautiful

    Posted on November 11th, 2009

    Written by Craig

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    London Bubble Thing To Embarrass Chinese

    With only a sellotaped-together five pound note and a few coppers in their pot, the silly British are on the look out for some scam to make the London 2012 Olympics slightly less rubbish than it is definitely going to be. Cursing their luck that they agreed to do it just before the biggest recession man has ever seen, the British Olympic Committee has deigned to invest in a bubble platform thing that will blind people to the fact that China’s Olympic celebration will make Britain’s effort look like going round your Gran’s for a cup of tea and one of her rock buns. bubble

  • Beautiful

    Posted on October 29th, 2009

    Written by Craig

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    Scots Introduce Egg And Flour Ban

    With the highest incidence of genius in the world, it is unsurprising that police in Scotland have decided to ban egg and flour to prevent a repeat of last year’s egg-and-flour rampage conducted by youths in towns such as Hawick, Kelso and Moffat.

    "Not the intended use, say coppers"

    "Not the intended use, say coppers"

  • Beautiful

    Posted on September 15th, 2009

    Written by alison

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    Anti-aging Uncovered

    Almost every morning when I wake up I think, “Right, I’m going to stop smoking!” and light up a few minutes later.

    And then I have a little think about maybe doing some exercise. And then I don’t.

    But Eddie Izzard’s just run 43 marathons in 51 days. Well done, good work.

  • Beautiful

    Posted on September 10th, 2009

    Written by Craig

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    What would Plato say about Google Street View?

    I was as addicted as the next geek to Google Street View when it launched.

    I ‘walked’ down to town and back, hung out for a while, then ‘walked’ right back home again.

    Then I thought, “Hang on, get a life!” and realised that if I so wished, I could do all of this minus computer, thank you very much.

  • Beautiful

    Posted on September 9th, 2009

    Written by Craig

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    NHS Staff Suspended Amid Lying On Floor Scandal

    Old ladies with corns and old men with chronic haemorrhoids have been horrified to discover from visiting relatives that some of the hospital staff who were meant to be sitting at a desk whilst on night shift were actually lying down briefly on an escalator.
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  • Beautiful

    Posted on September 7th, 2009

    Written by Craig

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    Pen’s Mightier Than The Prod

    Staff at PC World and Currys are bracing for a reprimand. The story has made the headlines and heads may roll. Their crime? They’ve moaned about customers to each other. Nothing unusual, really, but the difference is, they’ve taken part in what is the Facebook age’s version of moaning about annoying customers to each other. Customers were branded ‘stupid’ on the wall of an unofficial Dixon’s employees’ Facebook group, and there was suggestion from one user of using a cattle prod to, erm, help sales along a bit. Doubtlessly most electrical store patrons could see the funny side of such comments. I mean, all jobs have their annoyances, right?
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  • Beautiful

    Posted on August 26th, 2009

    Written by Craig

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    Wallet Fat, PS3 Slim

    The new PS3 Slim is about to hit our shops and obliterate our pockets. But is it any better than the first version?
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    It certainly looks pretty cool, sporting a matte finish as opposed to the knight-rider gloss of the original. As the name suggests, it is substantially smaller too – by 33 percent to be exact. According to manufacturers Sony, it is also 36 percent lighter and consumes 34 percent less energy.

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